1) Take the book you are reading now and post the third sentence
2) Review this sentence anyway you want (funny and silly reviews encouraged)
3) Post a link to your sentence in the comments
This week, my third sentence comes from Katrina: The Beginning by Elizabeth Loraine:
My name is Katrina Von Dracek, and I can't believe how long it's been - almost one hundred thirty years.
How long it's been since what?! A fight? A war? Are you a vampire? Are you 130 years old?
Okay, I'm gonna need you to stop the tease-fest and just tell me what it was that happened 130 years ago. Thanks. =)